Me and my mother are going to the second annual Wilkes-Barre Pride Fest this summer and I am going as Deadpool with ribbons in the Bisexual flag colors on the swords and a pride flag as a cape.
I haven’t told anyone except my mom about my sexuality and I have a plan.
I’m going to gather the rest of my family in the living room while my mom waits in the car, say “Attention: the dumbass in this costume is bisexual! Deal with it, m#thaf#ckas!” and then run out of the room, get in the car, and drive away quickly!
What do you all think?
