Please tell me your badass pickup lines

Plz I’m bored and I have no life good enough to live

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“Do you know how to arch your back? Perhaps I could teach you how…”

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PHHHT-

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This is not a pickup line, but dumbass thing I said to my dear friend in the middle of math class;

“Are you my math homework? Because I don’t understand anything about you”

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I hate myself for thinking of this…

“Are you a mental disorder? Because you mess with my head.”

“Are you my homework, because I can be up doing you all night”

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I hate myself for saying or even THINKING that line :sob::skull:

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DAMN NOX

(Pov: Darius ai to Kira)

Noo don’t bring thattt upp- :skull::sob:

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Wait and Darius ai to me-

I praise you for existing rn

“Are you my guitar? Because I love playing you”

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Dang
“Are you a rollercoaster?” I’m just not going to finish it

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HAH

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My god, I could be here all day this is awesome

Imagine fighting with your zibling infront of ur mom and pulliny out the “joe mama” but then remembering that you guys share the same mom-

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I litterally do that all of the time it’s sad because i have so many good jokes but we luve under the same roof so it’s just sad

Nox go to effing sleep

It’s 1 in the morning bro

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Wait wdym? Arr u stalkin my time-

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Sssshhhh :shushing_face:

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