Please tell me your badass pickup lines

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I just googled it lol I swear it’s not creepy

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Activate mother’s scolding voice&goofy face

Fish, haven’t we talked about googiling eachother?

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Wait have we?? If we have I probably forgot I don’t remember anything

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Me rn googiling myself-

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Wait I kinda wanna google myself now nothings gonna come up I bet

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So I just googled myself annnddd there was a frickin dynamite-

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WHAT?? :sob:

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this is an interesting conversation

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I SWEAR I’M NOT A TERRORIST-
… I tho like playing as terrorist in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive…

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We are an interesting duo :smiling_imp:

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I mean if you were I’de be scared.

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Also Nox genuinely sleep my dude

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I swear to god- like everytime I’m playing w/my friends, I’m like; “I’LL GO ON THE TERRORIST SIDE!”

Because oh bbg, we’re blowing up the ruins :smiling_imp:

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NO

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NOX DO YOU LIKE EYEBAGS

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TELL ME MAN DO YOU

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not a pickup line but I fr heard someone in my class say this lmao:
Are you Donald trump? Because your stupid
and then my friend and I started making Donald trump themed break up lines

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I HAVE THEM ALREADY
DEAR BRATHA, I HAVE DARKER EYEBAGS THAN HUNTER WITH MULTIPLY EFFECT ON IBISPAINT EDIT

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BAHAHAHHAHAHAH THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU NEED SLEEP :sob:

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I’ll most likely get 8hrs of sleep, because I sleep to 9-10am on holidays/weekends

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